Monthly Archives: March 2007

Asterix and the Actress

actress.jpgI have been an avid Asterix fan almost ALL my life, I have collected pretty much all the Asterix adventures and still love and read them ALL. I think they are ALL brilliant, this is simply NOT Asterix. When I found out there was a new Asterix out there I was very excited, I was reading the other reviews and thought well just how bad can it be, this is Asterix after all… let me tell you, if you are a big fan and familiar with earlier Asterix books, do NOT buy this! It IS THAT bad! I do NOT know what these people who gave it good reviews are on about, Uderzo died a while back and Goscinny has produced some excellent Asterix since, it is not a sudden transition! Call a spade a spade, if you are over ten years old, this is just not worth it, TRUST ME!

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Asterix and Obelix All at Sea

sea.jpgThis book contains all the classic Asterix elements with the role of Obelix being priceless. It is a great read for all the people who have been following the adventures of Asterix for such a long time. I love the return to the classic elements after the mildly disappointing book “Asterix and the Secret Weapon”.

Synopsis
A band of galley slaves under leadership of Spartakis have taken over Julius Caesar’s personal galley – much to its possessor’s irking, for which he sends his no-good admiral Crustacius to recover the ship.

After some arguing about a safe place to disembark, the slaves decide to set sail for the only place safe from the Romans: Asterix’ small Gaulish village. Crustacius, hot in pursuit and ignorant of the Gauls’ reputation, prepares to attack the village. The Gauls prepare for battle, but Obelix is yet again denied a drop of Getafix’s magic potion. As the Gauls return triumphant from battle, they find Obelix has drunk the remaining cauldron of magic potion – and that this overdose has turned him into stone.
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Asterix and the Secret Weapon

Asterix and the Secret Weapon.jpgSynopsis

The story begins when a female bard named Bravura comes to the village to teach the children. She has been hired by the women of the village who think that Cacofonix, the current teacher of the village, is giving the children a poor education. Upon hearing this, Cacofonix leaves the village. When Bravura arrives, the women are enchanted by her singing and the men laugh at it. Bravura is insulted and wonders how the women put up with them.

The next day Bravura asks Impedimenta about this, and tells her not to let her husband boss her around. Impedimenta then tells Vitalstatistix that since she is the chief’s wife, she has as much power as he does. They both lose their tempers and Impedimenta hits Vitalstatistix. He then leaves the village, joining Cacofonix in the forest. Impedimenta is then made chief.
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Asterix and the Magic Carpet

Asterix and the Magic Carpet.jpgA flying fakir from India falls into the Gaulish village, having been unbalanced by the sudden downpour caused by our bard’s terrible singing. He’s however delighted since the bard is who he came looking for, from distant India. Asterix, Obelix and Cacofonix accompany the fakir back to India where they help rescue the princess from two scheming crooks. Its hilarious!

Synopsis
The village of the indomitable Gauls is visited by a fakir called Watziznehm on a flying carpet. Watziznehm has come from a kingdom located in the plains of the river Ganges, which is facing severe drought. The only way his land can be rescued is by a timely rainfall, which can be had by a new song-lyric of bard Cacofonix. If the kingdom does not get rain in time, the lovely princess Orinjade, daughter of Rajah Wotzit, will be sacrificed to the rain-God by the Grand Vizier, Hoodunnit.
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Asterix and Son

Asterix and Son.jpgAsterix and Son is an exellent book about a gaul named Asterix who one day woke up and found that there was a baby next to his house. It’s hillarious!

Synopsis
In this story, a baby boy unexplicably appears at the porch of Asterix’s house one morning. While taking care of him – a horrifying task for two single men – Asterix, along with Obelix and Dogmatix, sets out to discover who left the baby there and whose parents it belongs to, following a lead left with the baby’s sheets. Curiously, they find that the Romans seem to be very interested in the child, too – and all in the interests of Marcus Junius Brutus, Caesar’s adopted son.
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